(Must Read) THE PERFECT NIGERIAN WIFE

            TGIF people
     

 Today I will be sharing with you Hilarious tips on how to be the perfect Nigerian wife.
     
 





1. Thank him always for "saving" you from the clutches of spinsterhood.

You know marriage is every woman's goal.

2. Remember to never ask questions,challenge him or disagree.

You know,the hubby is always right,leave it.

3. Lose the pregnancy weight right there on the delivery table.

Back to size 5, ladies.

4. Never fall sick,complain or get tired.

Basically be a superwoman

5. Get a well paying job but never earn more than him.

                                           If you're offered a pay raise,turn it down.

6. Make sure that job doesn't stop you from taking the kids to school,picking them and helping with their homework.

So,basically a 10 - 2:00 job.

7.   Marry as a virgin,but be a freak in the sheets.

Learn and Master all the Kamasutra positions if possible.

8. Never cheat on hubby,but forgive him if he ever cheats.

Men will always be men.

9. Also remember to apologize when he cheats,because it was most likely your fault.

                      If you were being the perfect wife he would not have fallen inside another woman. Oya say sorry.

10. Always have a hot meal waiting on the table before oga gets home.

11. Remember to always praise your husband whenever he does anything around the house.

Remember,its your job,he is just helping.

12. Lastly,Never be Indecently dressed in public or else... 

Lols,This really got me going,don't be shy to comment below on any other stereotypic Nigerian wife duties.